"If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for backstage passes, I want you to spit right in their fucking faces and yell 'FUCK YOU!"

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kittyvines:

*Cat meows* “Honey, you’ve got a ton of fluff stuck in your mouth!” *Kitty meows again* “Just too fluffy! Let me help you, buddy.”

sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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fileformat:

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

(via forgave)

builttobulk:

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

I sat here staring at that last panel for a solid minute, reading then reading again. This is just something else.

(via encourage)

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

(via humorking)

pavusiing:

when dogs say boof instead of barkin reblog if u agree

(via jjtsh)

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

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